But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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