This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
