How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
do herpes really smell.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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