I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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