Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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