Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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