Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
it hurts more in the daytime
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
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No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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