Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Dating After Heartbreak
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter