Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
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Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
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Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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