I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
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Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
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Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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