What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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