I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
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She just used a chaser for red wine.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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