You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Randomize
