the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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