So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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