I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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