so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
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