She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
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I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
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We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize