I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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