is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
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Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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