I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
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i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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