On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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