the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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