I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
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laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
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He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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