im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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