gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
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Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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