I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
this beer tastes like vomit already
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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