saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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