sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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