The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
should my penis look like a turkey
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
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If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
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Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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