New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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