Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
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I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
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Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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