booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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