I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
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I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
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He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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