week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
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By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
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Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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