she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
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Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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