6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
