Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
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The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
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Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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