i dedicated my morning wood to you.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
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Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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