yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
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he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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