All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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