they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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