can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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