I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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