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Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
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Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
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Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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