no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
NoShamevember. You game?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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