its not stalking. its research.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
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I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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