Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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