He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
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This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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