did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
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That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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