i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
people are starting to question the shark bite story
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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