you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
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The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
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She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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