WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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