I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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