I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
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Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
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not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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